CRAZY RICANS STRIKE AGAIN!!!

I DON'T KNOW HOW ANYONE CAN BE BORED WHEN BEING BORN INTO A PUERTO RICAN FAMILY!!! MY RELATIVES ARE CRAZY AS HELL. MY LITTLE COUSIN GOT IN TROUBLE ONCE AGAIN BECAUSE OF THE BAD HABITS OUR FAMILY HAS. EVERYONE IN OUR FAMILY HAS THEIR OWN SILLY NICKNMAES GIVEN BY CERTAIN RELATIVES. SOME OF THESE NICKNAMES ARE DUMB, BUT WHATEVER THEY'RE STILL NICKNMAES. WELL WHEN MY COUSIN JOSE WAS LITTLE HE COULDN'T PRONOUNCE MY NAME. HE ALWAYS USE TO CALL ME VACA, WHICH MEANS COW IN SPANISH. HE'S OLDER NOW, HE COULD PRONOUNCE MY NAME YET HE STILL CALLS ME VACA. HE WAS TELLING HIS CLASSMATES ABOUT HIS COUSIN "VACA" YESTERDAY WHEN THE TEACHER THOUGHT HE SAID A CURSE WORD IN SPANISH. MY COUSIN PLEADED WITH THE TEACHER AND TOLD HER "IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. IT MEANS COW IN SPANISH, MY COUSIN'S A COW!!!" UNFORTUNATELY, SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE IT AND MY COUSIN GOT SUSPENDED FOR CURSING. I SWEAR HE WILL NEVER CALL ME VACA AGAIN.